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| 2nd Place (a tie) |
Adult Variety Store, off Route 1, Avenel, New Jersey. Bookstore with arcade, theatre. Open until 2 am weekdays, 4 am weekends.
New comments added February, 2008:
"Great on weekdays. Lots of businessmen with huge cocks."
New comments added March, 2008:
"I love this place. With the short booth walls (belly button high) you can bend over and see six booths down, all jerking off. The guy next to me was sucking off a guy and I could stick my dick in his ass checks at the same time. Who needs holes when you can have open space!"
New comments added April, 2008:
"This place is retarded. The setup sucks. It used to be good five years ago before the renovation. Now it is pathetic."
New comments added May, 2008:
"Still a good spot. I sucked a hard young cock and played with another big one. You can reach two guys at once with the setup here."
New comments added May, 2008:
"Went there last week for the first time and knew I would love it when I saw a packed parking lot at 5 pm after work! A whole lot of clean, well-groomed guys of all ages on their way home from work. I'll be back even if gas goes to $10 a gallon. There are plenty of big mushroom head pumps giving out free gallons of jizz!"
New comments added June, 2008:
"Alert! Yesterday I pulled into the parking area and as I was parking I saw the big Hispanic guy that works there driving his Ford Explorer up to people that were also pulling in. He would pull up next to their cars as they were getting out and snap a digital photo of their face, say something, and drive away as they protested. Why is this place keeping records of the people that go here? I won't go back."
New comments added June, 2008:
"And I almost went there. Thank goodness I didn't. I certainly won't be going back there anymore, for anything. It's not worth it!"
New comments added June, 2008:
"Stopped in for the first time at 10 am. Within five minutes a guy reached under from the adjoining curtain, grabbed my cock, put a condom on it, and gave me a great blowjob. I'll be back. I gave him the breakfast of champions!"
New comments added June, 2008:
"What's with the Chicken Little bullshit. The place is a public store, open to the public, both gay and hetero. Who gives a shit if some asshole snaps your picture (which I seriously doubt even happened). Does he frame the picture all nice and pretty with the store sign in the background along with a copy of your ID? This is like any other spot of its type, hit-or-miss. One man's troll is another man's hot older guy. Stop pissing on everyone's fun!"
New comments added July, 2008:
"Yeah. The guy is exactly as described: a big arrogant asshole. This place got nailed a few years ago because management was hassling guys and obviously one of them ratted them out. They renovated and slowly came back. Now the same crap is going on. They ask you to write down your zip code on a pad when you enter. I had no idea they were taking pics. Certain guys can stand around and not get hassled. Others like myself got picked on a lot. I no longer live in Jersey and even if I did, I would never go back. They'll close again. Rest assured. The last time I was there management hassled me so I wiped my load all over the coin box so when he went to opened it he would have to clean it up! These guys earn their living cleaning up other people’s cum and have the nerve to think that they're better than me! I left the best tip for him I could think of. Stay away!"
New comments added July, 2008:
"I looked for it today and all I found on Route 1 South was a small place with a dozen booths. No gloryholes, and the booths were walled floor-to-ceiling -- the size of a telephone booth (that’s if you can even remember telephone booths). If that isn’t the place then better directions would help."
New comments added July, 2008:
"Somebody gave a lot of thought on how to set up those booths and I love ‘em. The trouble is a few jerks want to sit in a booth without spending a couple of bucks on the videos and maybe these are the guys getting hassled!"
New comments added August, 2008:
"Ok, so I was visiting a friend last month, got lost, and then found this place. Let me tell you my cock was throbbing as soon as I walked in and saw the set up! I went back to my car, got my cock ring and nipple clamps and came back in. I stood in a booth and put my stuff on. Within no joke, 2 minutes, a guy came in next to me and whipped out at least 9 inches! The fucker was huge! While I was blowing him, I could see the other action going on because they have only half walls. I do like that they have curtains that can be drawn closed so it covers your own individual booth."
New comments added August, 2008:
"I went today, a Saturday. WOW is all I can say. They asked for my zip code. Big deal I could have put any zip code down. It was so packed there wasn't an empty booth. Once I got in one, I sucked off 3 of the hottest guys. The clerks were very friendly and joked that as long as we fed the machines they didn't care what went on. Really hot movies, by the way. It is far for me but I will be back."
New comments added September, 2008:
"The setup is not for the faint of heart. There is NO privacy at all. Everyone can see what is going on which I worry might encourage the trolls to be aggressive. I was there at around 10 am and there were about half a dozen guys spanking it. I motioned to a couple of guys, but there was no action, just looking. The clerk bothered no one, though, so I'll definitely be back."
New comments added September, 2008:
"There is a $5 minimum to start the video machines and they STILL give you a hard time about 'feeding the machines.' If you don't you have to start it again with 5 bucks. Plus, the straight guy at the desk is a real asshole. Don't waste your time."
New comments added September, 2008:
"Don’t waste your time and money! The fat pig at the counter hassles everybody for feeding the machines although it is now $5 every time you feed the machine. It’s not worth your time or money!"
New comments added September, 2008:
"This place went downhill big time! I went there last week and there were nothing but trolls lurking around. They didn't seem to have a problem opening up your curtain wide enough to see what you were doing! $5 is pretty steep considering you're stuck with whoever is in the booth next to you until the time runs out, unless of course, you come in with a pocket full of five dollar bills. Needless to say, I will not go back!"
New comments added September, 2008:
"The place is temporarily closed. he guy told me, ‘An Indian woman drove through the fuckin’ wall.’ The front of the building is boarded up."
New comments added October, 2008:
"It's now open again."
New comments added November, 2008:
"It's open again and the action is better than ever!"
New comments added November, 2008:
"Two plainclothes police officers were looking in the booths a week ago. A guy was arrested in the parking lot sitting in his car. Guys, watch your back."
New comments added December, 2008:
"I went today around 11 am. There were no cars in the lot and it looked closed. I don’t know if I was too early or if the place is closed down."
New comments added December, 2008:
"I went today at about 10 pm. There were maybe eight guys in the booths. This place is perfect for action. Not a minute after I got in the booth the guy in the one to my right reached under, unzipped my jeans and took my dick out, sucked me off and swallowed my load. Great place to go and get a quick nut off. The guy behind the counter is awesome, too. No hassle at all."
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| 2nd Place (a tie) |
Fair Theatre, 90-18 Astoria Blvd., in Queens, New York. Theatre showing porn. Open 11 am to Midnight. Located in Jackson Heights at 90th Street.
New comments added January, 2008:
"I went twice, sucked countless dicks and was repeatedly fucked up my fat round ass. The third time I went, dressed completely as a woman, I was told 'no dress allowed' and not let in."
New comments added January, 2008:
"Anyone who doesn’t like the Fair is an idiot. The place is huge and has every type of man you could want. If you can't find at least one man to hookup with you probably have a hump on your back."
New comments added January, 2008:
"Oh, come on. Who's writing these comments about young blacks, hot Puerto Ricans, etc., etc. There's nothing like that in this dump! Only the same old, tired, effeminate, stinking undesirable crowd! It doesn't matter what day of the week you go there or what time of the day, you're sure to find the same crowd over and over again. The Fair is gone! Finished! Long gone is the time when you’d go and find always someone different and hot. Nowadays the Fair looks more like a high school reunion (an every day event) of old, old, old queens! Disgusting! Unbearable!"
New comments added January, 2008:
"The adult section has been closed for two weeks now."
New comments added February, 2008:
"The back part of this theatre where the booths and x-rated movies are has been closed the past two weeks. Fire inspectors came in. When it all reopens is anyone’s guess."
New comments added February, 2008:
"The adult section is now open. Come and multiply!"
New comments added March, 2008:
"What a fucking shit hole. 95% gross, fat old queens who simply sit and spread out in the booths, leaving none for the non-fat old queens. If you live within walking distance, maybe worth trying once. But do not go out of your way to go to this den of disgustingness."
New comments added April, 2008:
"This fucking place is doomed! Do not waste your time going unless you like to see the same old, tired, ugly and disgusting gathering of human shit that never leaves the place. I go there occasionally and it never fails: the same fucking disgusting queens walking around like zombies, or spreading out in the booths, just sitting there all day long, stopping the very few who that have any chance at getting some action. Not to mention the fucking smoking, that even though prohibited by law, is practiced there without restriction. The whole place stinks. This place should be cleaned, sanitized and the frequent every day crowd totally recycled! I’ll never set foot there again! Seeing the fucking same ridiculous faces all the time is too much to endure. The Fair is dead!"
New comments added April, 2008:
"This place is fun, despite what all the negative comments claim. Sure, there are lots of undesirables, but every cruisy spot i've ever visited is full of undesirables! It's time for you guys to learn to cruise, meaning pick up the ones you want while politely turning down the ones you don't! There are plenty of hot, youngish, Latin and Asian guys, as well as a few cute white boys (like myself!). My biggest complaint about the Fair is that it closes too early, especially on weekends. Midnight on a Saturday night is way too early to close. Half the time it's midnight before I even get sick enough of the bar scene to head towards the Fair. But try it out. Just don't give up if you don't find true love in the first five minutes. Stick it out for a half hour and you're sure to find someone to play with."
New comments added April, 2008:
"My only real complaint here is that it closes to early. Management should keep it open until at least 2 am on weekends. Also, how about selling some poppers and lube and condoms? Or does that interfere too much with the ‘legitimate’ movie-theater front?!"
New comments added May, 2008:
"What a fucking shit hole! If you are into Jabba The Hut look-alikes, or are interested is getting sucked-off by The Cryptkeeper, or love leaving a sexclub smelling like cigarettes, then run to the Fair and pay your $15. If, however, you are not revoltingly obese, horrifyingly old, or a loser who simply must have a cigarette in his wrinkled lips every waking moment of the day, then stay way the fuck far away from this disgusting, over-priced, filthy, troll-laden garbage pit. This place used to be (late 80s, early 90s) insanely hot: unending uncut ‘Rican cock, lots of places to do it and a reasonable admission fee. All of these positives are long gone as it has been completely overtaken by a shockingly unattractive, polyester-wearing, Merit-smoking crowd. The question remains: where do the hot ‘Ricans go to get sucked off?"
New comments added June, 2008:
"The Fair has been taken over by most disgusting looking creatures on the gay scene in New York. The patrons are old, old, old and always the same crowd. Even the little-less-old ones are as disgusting as the older ones. The management should not permit them to take over the booths and stay there the whole day, stopping someone who really has a chance to get some action, to go for a little fun with a partner. Now, about the cigarette smoking: I don't understand how the health department hasn't issued a huge fine to the owners of this shithole for violating a state law that prohibits smoking in close places like that."
New comments added July, 2008:
"The key to enjoying this dump is easy: the place is 90% oral/anal bottoms so if you're looking to fuck or get sucked, you'll have your pick of the (fairly disgusting) litter. But there are usually a couple of guys under sixty years of age, and under 250 lbs."
New comments added August, 2008:
"THE TRUTH: The place is pretty big. A large number of the guys who go here are 40-70 years-old. Staff actually keep the place pretty clean and scrub the booths daily. The best guys are there around lunch and then again after work on there way to Long Island. It has become more of a meeting place for the older men, but the younger guys make up about 10-15% of the crowd and hook up mostly with each other. $15 is crazy for this place but if you like it, you can get a book of 10 passes for $100. At $10 it's not a bad deal."
New comments added September, 2008:
"The booths are all closed, no more open-door cruising. You can still get a booth if you hookup with someone and request it. For those whose style is sitting in a booth and letting someone choose them, you're out of luck for now. This is the same pre-election bullshit that's been going on in NYC during election years since forever. It usually blows over after the election or when the cops get tired of their smaller take due to decreased attendance."
New comments added September, 2008:
"Unfortunately, they have a new policy and keep all of the booths locked! If you want to use a booth, you have to ask the security staff to open it. Customers are no longer permitted to stand in the booth area. Security staff yells at you to ‘keep moving!’ The Fair Theatre is on its way out of business!"
New comments added September, 2008:
"Hassidic guys, married Russians, and other eastern European types are in the mix here. It's freaky and I like that."
New comments added October, 2008:
"$15 admission. Not a good place (as of late). You used to be able to walk/stand around several areas/cubicles, make contact with somebody and then go in the cubicle to consummate it. But about a month ago they closed all the cubicle doors so you can't 'set up shop' there, and they only allow you to stand/loiter in the two small theatre areas (no 'public sex allowed') making it very difficult to hook up with someone. Seems like they are trying to discourage any activity, and maybe they are, as they also show Indian/Bollywood films."
New comments added October, 2008:
"Well, I just went to this place for the first time and I had a blast. You see, I am a total bisexual cocksucker who loves sucking off Asian guys. I don’t know why but I love them the most. Well, I was in the place for less than five minutes and this older Asian guy approached me. We went to a booth where I sucked his cock good as he pulled my long hair and spanked me, too. He did not want to cum right away, which made me a little upset since I love facials. But it was good. Then as he lead me out he pointed to another Asian guy playing with his uncut cock, which I love. I went in his booth and he face-fucked me hard. I guess these guys do not want to cum all the time since he did the same thing. But I got off. The setup is great. It is a little freaky but I love that. Like I said, there are Asian, Indian, and Middle Eastern guys in this place, which I love. And being that I am thing, white, long-haired, mostly shaved body, I get a lot of looks. And since this place is near work I can go right after and suck as much Asian cock as I want (as the old guy told me). And I did not even dress that hot as I usually like to show off my tight ass and, weather permitting, wear shorts showing off my milky white legs (no socks). But if you like to suck ethnic cock this place will work for you."
New comments added October, 2008:
"The 'no standing' and 'no cruising in open booths' policy has been cancelled. It is back the way it was."
New comments added November, 2008:
"Here we go again: the booths are once again open. Different booths than before, for some reason, but there you have it. What hasn't changed? The crowd. I hadn't been for a few months, because of the booth shutdown, and I decided to try the place on a Friday after work, a Saturday evening and a Sunday afternoon. One of my freelance jobs is doing police and courtroom sketches, so I have an excellent and very graphic memory. When I tell you that on all three occasions that 70% of the people were the same, I am not pulling it out of my ass or exaggerating. It is a fact. Now, if you're into those guys, well, this is the place for you. But for me, and I suspect for many of you, the whole thrill of going to an arcade is to suck off (or fuck/get sucked/get fucked/whatever) new guys! I will admit that there is one guy I hookup with every time I go but that is not what thrills me. New loads somehow taste better!"
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