| PLEASE READ: If you'd rather view this message in your web browser go here to see it online: http://www.cruisingforsex.com/email/121808.html CRUISING for SEX in Fort Lauderdale, Melrose Park, West Hollywood and lots of other places and we've got some stories to tell!December 18, 2008 Greetings fellow Cruisers! What would the end of a year be without a list? Everyone puts out a list: best places to eat, best places to shop. We've prepared our own list: most popular places to cruise for sex! To make sure the results reflect your opinions and not just the opinion of one or two people (Gabe and I!), we ran a little script of our entire Sex Listings database to determine which listings had seen the greatest amount of online activity. That is to say, which listings got more new comments in 2008? These are not necessarily the best places or, for that matter, the worst, but they are the places men CRUISING for SEX have talked about the most. Below are the results and you can add your own thoughts on these locales and suggest your own at a special forum we've created online here. A quick cheat sheet of the full list can be found here: http://www.cruisingforsex.com/bestof2008/bestof2008.html Our 2008 Sex Listings Popularity List 1. What does it say, guys, that our number one listing comes with no name? All we know is what it is: a dirty bookstore and arcade, and it is located at 167 8th Avenue in Manhattan. You'd think, given we've gotten over 20 postings about this place this year alone someone would give us the actual name of the place? So what are they reporting? Many of the comments were really down on this place so we're not sure just how great it is. "Nice booths, large openings and even paper towels laid out on each seat. The attendant sat at the register up front and didn't seem to care at all about whether you were feeding the machines or just playing in the booths. The crowd, however, was a little slow developing." "I go here regularly to get off. What you would call diverse clientele here. If you give it just a little time something good will happen. I usually leave satisfied." "Some trolls for sure, but sometimes a youngster strays into the back where the peeps are. I tongue-fucked and blew a twenty-something Asian guy there a few days ago."2. Next up we have a tie. First we'll go with the Fair Theatre, 90-18 Astoria Blvd., in Queens. It also got over 20 entries this year including this sampling: "What a fucking shit hole! If you are into Jabba The Hut look-alikes, or are interested is getting sucked-off by The Cryptkeeper, or love leaving a sexclub smelling like cigarettes, then run to the Fair and pay your $15. If, however, you are not revoltingly obese, horrifyingly old, or a loser who simply must have a cigarette in his wrinkled lips every waking moment of the day, then stay way the fuck far away from this disgusting, over-priced, filthy, troll-laden garbage pit. This place used to be (late 80s, early 90s) insanely hot: unending uncut Rican cock, lots of places to do it and a reasonable admission fee. All of these positives are long gone as it has been completely overtaken by a shockingly unattractive, polyester-wearing, Merit-smoking crowd. The question remains: where do the hot Ricans go to get sucked off?" "Hassidic guys, married Russians, and other eastern European types are in the mix here. It's freaky and I like that."Tied for second place is Adult Variety Store, off Route 1, Avenel, New Jersey. "Went there last week for the first time and knew I would love it when I saw a packed parking lot at 5 pm after work! A whole lot of clean, well-groomed guys of all ages on their way home from work. I'll be back even if gas goes to $10 a gallon. There are plenty of big mushroom head pumps giving out free gallons of jizz!" "The setup is not for the faint of heart. There is NO privacy at all. Everyone can see what is going on which I worry might encourage the trolls to be aggressive. I was there at around 10 am and there were about half a dozen guys spanking it. I motioned to a couple of guys, but there was no action, just looking. The clerk bothered no one, though, so I'll definitely be back."3. Pulling up at third place is Fifteenth Avenue Adult Emporium, 2125 North 15th Avenue, Melrose Park, out in the 'burbs of Chicago. This one we've heard all about and apparently so have many of you. Every town should have one of these! "This is a fun place. Pretty much anything you want is here and people are very friendly. The couples were quite friendly and the women were happy to fuck and suck. I really appreciated the $20 entrance fee that covered everything." "Took my buddys fiancee there to watch porn in the theatre and jackoff. While we were making out I was rubbing a guys leg standing next to me, he slid his cock between our lips. Love this theatre."4. Obviously our call for a boycott of Fort Lauderdale hasn't worked! Coming in at 4th is Slammer Club/321, 321 W. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. "The perfect place? Probably. You can watch, have an intimate one-on-one session in a booth with a bed, or join in on a wild orgy. Nothing but dick, dick, dick and cum, cum, cum. I've never seen anything else quite like it. Gloryholes galore!" "This place is great to meet a lot of nice people. It is a little dark but you can adjust fine. No twinks or queens around just regular guys having fun."5. For those of you hoping to visit our fifth place, K & B Newsstand, in Washington, DC, when you're in town for the change of government next month, well, forget that. The place, in spite of being wildly popular, closed recently. Still, we thought we'd include some of the postings. By the way, it was NOT closed down by the sanitary police! "Stopped by around 4 today and had my lips on a nice cock 5 minutes later. Still needs to be cleaned, but it wasn't as bad as it has been." "I sucked some nice cock and fucked a hot ass here but I think that it has to be the most disgusting place I've ever been to. The smell of rat urine and feces is overwhelming. And I am not joking."6. Another bookstore, this one being Main Street Video, 372 Mystic Avenue, Somerville, Massachusetts, a suburb to Boston, shows up in sixth place. If this suburban establishment didn't exist, Boston would be almost devoid of sleazy places to hookup. It got a total of 16 comments in the past year including these jewels: "I agree that this place attracts the local Brazilians and Latinos. I am in my twenties and take care of my body, so these boys tend to like what they see. I got there late one night as the place was closing and these two Brazilians were coming out and saw me and followed me right back in. These dudes looked like their clothes were painted on their beautiful bodies. I went to a booth and the one came in and quickly undid my pants and began the most unbelievable blowjob. I kept the door open so his hot friend could see. Here I was with this handsome and athletic dude sucking me off and his drop dead gorgeous friend watching. I began to reach for the other dude and his thick dick was soon choking me. I began to get close to squirting and the dude wanted it so I came and watched him take it all and then watched as his friend and him shared my juice. I then had two hot loads of Brazilian juice: one in my ass and one down my throat. And none too soon. Dudes, I left this place with a shit-ass grin all the way home. This place is one of the best I know in the Northeast." "I was there last Tuesday for two cock-filled hours and had the hottest time. There were a number of guys and some good three-way action, too. But I had the hottest married businessman with what had to be eleven inches of the fattest uncut horsemeat dangling. What a specimen. He said he hadn't cum in almost two weeks. What a horsecock slopfest I had in that booth. I will be back!"7. New York City is clearly the winner overall in terms of popular locations and here we have another New York establishment, The Blue, 206 8th Avenue, Manhattan. Fifteen entries and as seems the norm, some love it, some hate it. Everyone has an opinion! "I went here on a Thursday mid day. The crowd was small but there were some hotties. Sucked a 6 foot 3 blond guy with a big fat dick." "The machines run very fast. Count your change. The monitors bang on the door as soon as the dollar runs out. This place is a rip off."8. Heading out to Las Vegas, we've got tons of mentions about Hawks Gym, 953 E. Sahara Avenue, Building 35, Suite 102. "Hawks was very clean and the staff was very nice and kept it clean. I'm twenty-seven years old, medium build, and love to get naked with a bunch of guys. There were plenty at Hawks. The dungeon area was pretty dead, but the rest of the place was hopping two nights in a row. Lots of Asians and some Middle Eastern guys too. Some Latinos, but could be more. White and black represented too. Guys of all types, but if you're looking for an A&F kind of guy stop going to bathhouses!" "This place is bareback heaven! I spent three consecutive nights there and had no problem whatsoever finding young, cute, and smooth bareback bottoms boys willing to take a few loads. I met a gorgeous, smooth muscle-bodied Asian boy on a Friday night and watched him take five loads before I slid my cock in his smooth, cummy hole. I only lasted two minutes before I added my load to the mix! The club is small but clean and seems to be the happening place in Vegas. I will definitely be back to load up some more young bareback bottom boys!"9. Leaving the city life behind, we head now to Horse Cave, Kentucky for DC Adult Books, located off I-65 in this town near some tourist destinations. So what do they do in Horse Cave? Our guys have the inside take: "I stopped in there on a Saturday night a couple of weeks ago and wasted $20. There were only about eight nasty old trolls wandering around. Only one other person came in the whole time I was there. A total waste." "A fantastic place on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. I bottomed there so I just went into the larger theaters, leaned over one of the sofas with my pants down at my ankles and I swear I used ten condoms in two hours. The guys liked my groaning. I will be there every weekend I can get up there!"10. Coming into tenth place is the porn movie palace (formerly Tomkats) known as Studs, 7734 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood. "What more could one ask for? It is what it is: a porn theatre. I think the new owners are doing a great job keeping a place like this open. For $15 you have a somewhat safe environment, free hot dogs, fee popcorn, coffee, cookies, condoms, fruit and new in-and-out privileges, which is great. You can sign out a wristband and use it to get back into the theatre one time only, anytime that day until closing. And yes it can be a hit-or-miss when it comes to the type of people. The staff seems to be working on making it a better place to have safe fun. They do need to change the porn more often." "This is the best place to suck and be sucked. Recently they increased fee to $18, which is acceptable to upgrade the quality of the theatre and guys." "Do not go to this theatre! My friend and I went around midnight. Someone stole my friend's wallet. This place is not safe to cruise." Isn't it amazing how vastly different two guys can see the same place? Sometimes I think it is all about who gets hot sex and who doesn't, but when you read these comments often enough, you find out that often people simply have very different expectations. Someone who has been to lots of bathhouses may consider one club a piece of crap, while the relative novice might think it is the best place around. And who hasn't left a sex venue with a sparkle in your eyes and an extra stride in your step if you've just come away from some of the hottest sex of your life? That tends to color lots of how we view a place when we're CRUISING for SEX. Don't forget you can sound off about any of these listings or suggest your own by going to our Message Board forum, here. While you're sitting around waiting for your time off next week, check out these links: Instant Sex hookups: http://www.men4sexnow.com/c4s_splash_page.cfm More later. Until then, take care of yourself and each other. All the best, |
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