by Vidkid Timo
Windmills, wooden clogs, tulips, legalized drugs and the tale of a little boy's finger plugging a hole in a dike. Before visiting the Netherlands, those images came to mind when I thought of Holland. Having now enjoyed two trips to the Dutch capitol city, those colorful visions pale in comparison to a single and memorable attraction . . . the Blue Boy Club!
"...ask the bartender for a menu. Yes, there really is a directory of boys and services! It includes pictures of most of the guys and contains enough information for you to make your decision."
Just a minutes' walk from Amsterdam's central train station is the Why Not Bar. It bestows a warm, welcome aura of comfort on all who enter. But the main difference between it and other friendly pubs throughout the European world is that sitting above it is a brothel.
The Blue Boy Club is the largest and oldest brothel in Amsterdam and is the only one that doesn't require patrons to ring a bell for admittance. Since prostitution is legal in this fabled city, the Club is a legitimate enterprise. In its thirty-year history, five owners have prospered. The current proprietor is Cal, a personable and exceptionally accommodating American. If you have the good fortune to pay a visit, by all means tell him that Vidkid Timo sent ya!
As one might hope, the Blue Boy Club offers a delectable choice of cute guys for hire. They range in age from eighteen to thirty, represent multiple nationalities, vary from twink to muscle and have distinctive and alluring personalities. All are certified to be sexually healthy, of course. The Club provides a well-equipped S&M room, replete with leather sling, sanitized "toys" and red lighting. Live sex shows are a featured attraction which include fucking, sucking and dildo play. Another service is the very erotic "Thai Massage" in which two or more boys rub their naked bodies against you in a room that has a shower large enough for uninhibited wet play. Most of the client guest rooms resemble those of any modest hotel.
Your visit begins with a flight of narrow stairs and piped-in music that draws you through a winding blue hallway leading to the bar. There you'll find a number of the boys chatting or playing video games. If they're engaged in conversation, it may be that they're negotiating with a prospective client, so it's a good idea to wait until they're done before you approach them. If none seem to be immediately available, ask the bartender for a menu. Yes, there really is a directory of boys and services! It includes pictures of most of the guys and contains enough information for you to make your decision.
Once you set your sights on a particular guy, you'll want to talk with him about what you'd enjoy doing and what you'd expect from your time together. Each has his own personal preferences and limitations, and they'll be very forthright about whether or not they can accommodate you. While many are versatile, some are strictly tops, others are committed bottoms. You also have the option of hiring two or more guys for the same session. Almost any sexual experience is available, though perhaps not with the exact person you've selected. It's very much a matter of personal taste . . . yours and the callboy's.
After you've made your decision, you tell the bartender who you'd like to hire and for how long. He'll collect the fee and give a key to the boy you've chosen. Then, you and your dream date will steal off to a private room and explore your fantasies! The process is just that simple and a whole lot more fun. It's important to remember to treat your hired boy with respect . . . and don't forget to tip him!
It's quite acceptable to visit and enjoy the Why Not Bar and/or the Blue Boy Club without hiring a prostitute. Both are extremely pleasant places to relax, enjoy a drink and talk. Check out their web site (www.whynot.nl) for more information, pictures of some of the boys, directions, prices and current exchange rates. They can even help you plan your trip to Amsterdam. The next time your travels take you to or near Holland, I highly recommend that you plan a visit to the Why Not Bar and the Blue Boy Club. I assure you that they're well worth the trip!